no.20 or Cats and Incest - 9/3/2003

Now the curtain of cloud that had hung till now about the eastern heights
was rent into shreds, and Koshtra Belorn stood like a bride before them, two
or three miles to eastward, facing the slanting rays of the sun. On all her
vast precipices scarce a rock showed bare, so encrusted were they with a
dazzling robe of snow. More lovely she seemed and more graceful in her airy
poise than they had yet beheld her. Juss and Brandoch Daha rose up, as men
arise to greet a queen in her majesty. In silence they looked on her for
some minutes.

Then Brandoch Daha spake,saying, "Behold thy bride, O Juss."

I wish I could write like that.

Anyway, people who forward sms's and e-mails just bug the crap out of me. I
mean, do I really need to know about some guy who went out partying, passed
out and then woke up the next morning in a tub of ice with his kidney
missing and a note saying "Dial 911" ? No I do not. Who does? SMS's forwards
irritate me even more. People who forward me stupid fucking joke SMS's and
then complain that I don't reply to them are worthy contendors to my hall of
"people I'd like to see dead in a fiery car crash" . Interestingly enough,
Princess Diana (that blight on morality) was in that particular list. The
car crash was not particularly fiery though.

Anyway here's an interesting link a fiend sent me:
http://www.memecentral.com/antidote.htm

Moving onto slightly more pleasant matters, due to an absence of female cats
in my neighbourhood, my cat is forced to court his own mother. Yes, well not
very pleasant I suppose. I accept that cats don't really have a view on
incest but still this makes me vaguely uncomfortable. Consider this if you
will: When my cat and his mother get it on and my cat's mother gives birth
to a litter, the litter will have a brother and a father and they will both
be the same cat. These are the thoughts that run through my head. I've said
it before and I'm saying it again, I am a very deep person.

In other news, work has suddenly become rather hectic. Tomorrow I start work
at 12pm and finish at 3:30am the next frigging day. I need a holiday and I
need it bad.

Billy Milano of the infamous SOD and the rather dull MOD has a website of
his own. A friend told me about this a while back and I'm glad to see that
Milano is still kicking ass. Speak English Or Die for all its xenophobia was
still a kick ass album thanks to Dan Lilker and Scott Ian and Milano now
seems to be busy producing a bunch of punk hardcore bands along with
spreading his world view through his web sites. His attacks on Serj Tankian,
Morello and Jane Fonda though just seem a little contrived. I'm sure there
are more worthy celebrities who can be attacked for their world views.
Still, it was pretty cool to see Milano still kicks ass.

Time for my cancer break.